Lance's mom, one of her friends, and one of his friends are in town visiting for a week and last night was their first night here. Last night was also the night Lamia, our crazy Moroccan neighbor/landlady, invited us over for couscous. Lance politely declined since his fam was here and all but I figured why not go check it out myself?
So off Morgan and I went down the stairs to Lamia's. I was instantly speechless. I was greeted by daughters and nieces and cousins and friends and husbands and babies and cats all of whom couldn't wait to grab my face and kiss it (which by now I'm completely used to since thats how they do it here in France). When Lamia's husband got home and he found out that I`m not French he came up to be and greeted me in Arabic. I guess since he knew I wasn`t French, the next logical thought would be that I`m Moroccan considering I was the only fair skinned, blonde haired, light eyed person in a room full of dark skin, dark haired, dark eyed Moroccans. At first I thought I just couldn`t understand his Moroccan accent until the entire room bursted out in laughter and they all took turns explaining to me what happened rephrasing their sentences because they thought I didn`t understand.
Which they were in the right to think. I could barely understand the Moroccan accented French they were all speaking. The only times I could make conversation was with Morgan my FRENCH friend, not Moroccan, the niece that spoke slowly to me in French, the daughter that spoke 7 words of English and 4 words of Spanish, or when I was directly addressed and was able to focus all my attention on what was being said to me. Other than that, I just sat there quietly with a big smile slapped on my face, nodding my head like I agreed with whatever was being said, and never turning away food.
And the food was unlike anything I have ever tasted before in my life. And not that it was necessarily the best food I had ever tasted, but it was definitely my first time trying authentic, home cooked Moroccan food and there`s nothing I could really compare it to. When we were finally all gathered around the table the only thing I recognized was chicken (and piles of it). Thank God everyone was serving for me cos otherwise I wouldn`t have had the slightest idea as to what to do first. My plate was full of couscous, the special sauce, vegetables, chicken, sausage (I think ?), some kind of pork (I think ?), big balls of something or other, little balls of chick pea looking things, something that I couldn`t describe even if I wanted to and bread. Eating a meal like this with a big Moroccan family was crazy. There was couscous flying everywhere, babies crawling all over me, French being screamed over each other`s conversations, mom and dad smoking cigarettes at the table . . . I was in awe admiring how different this culture was.
I was full after 5 bites. But not wanting to be rude I ate everything that was on my plate. Then when they saw I was finished they put more on my plate so I ate that too. After dinner they brought a big basket of fruit onto the table with a pot of room temperature water to wash the fruit in before eating it and an empty bowl to toss the rinds or stems or what have you. Me personally, I can never say no to French fruit. Their green grapes are twice the size as any grapes I`ve seen in the US and have 10 times more flavor. Everything about their fruit is better (except all grapes have seeds) because it is all completely natural. Nothing is added to it or changed about it at all. Fruit at it`s most primitive form, and it is to die for. The fruit was followed by some Moroccan tea. The best tea I had ever tasted. I think I drank at least 5 more cups than anyone else.
But anyway, my original plan was to go down there, eat some couscous, then come back up to my apartment and relax and read a little bit of Le Diable s'habille en Prada (The Devil Wears Prada in French). But clearly I had no idea what I was in for. The whole evening lasted for over three hours, I went down there at 8 and didn`t come back till close to midnight. Everyone was talking to everyone about everything and I was just a simple bystander. Of course, Lamia and her cousin were trying to barter for the clothes off my back and the ring I was wearing. I knew they weren`t completely serious but they were serious about buying them off me when I go back to the States. Of course I told them that I would never let them buy my clothes which they in turn took as I would give them my clothes before I leave. The poncho I was wearing maybe I`ll be willing to part with in a year and if that`s the case then I will be more than happy to give it to Lamia for all the work she does in our building. But the ring they wanted, my best friend Mackey gave to me so I`ll always remember her when I`m over here (mushy and corny I know but I kind of stole it from her more than she actually gave it to me so I guess I`m the corny one hehe) so that I will never part with.
I was there for hours longer than I wanted to be. But at the same time, I couldn`t get myself to stand up and take the ten steps it took to get to my apartment. One, because I didn`t know the proper, polite way to exit a dinner party like this and two, I was totally fascinated by everything. The decor, the mannerisms, the similarities, the differences. As tired as I was I couldn`t get enough. But once I finally decided it was time to make my exit, being home never felt so good. I have never peed longer, or slept on a fuller stomach in my life. And for that, I thank Morocco.





















